Expect cupcakes. Or my mama's spaghetti bolognese. Or galaxy caramel. Or a cheeseburger with all the garnishings. Or creamy mashed potato. Or homemade cheesecake. Or heaps of chips with mayonaise. Or sweet & sour chicken. Or pizza.

I clearly love food too much to ever be skinny.

KATE: Tony, how long have you been in here?!

TONY: Long enough to know you can’t sing and you haven’t shaved your legs in a week.

Things I want:

- For James' mum to get better.
- Get my hair cut, coloured & permanently straightened.
- To go on holiday. Preferably somewhere hot.
- Get my favourite shoes repaired.
- Lose 9lbs.
- A pamper session to actually make me feel good about myself.
- To be able to treat my specials.
- Collect all the Criminal Minds boxsets.

But given that I have absolutely no money & do not possess a magic wand to alter the non-monetary controlled things, I guess it's all just a dream.

"I like men who have a future and women who have a past."

- Oscar Wilde