Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him?

The other day I watched The Single Man, the queer Tom Ford film starring Colin Firth & the hot one from Skins. I wasn't expecting it to be sexy (to be honest I wasn't expecting much at all) but oh lordy. That scene where they both naked & frolic about in the sea gave me tingles. Anyone who knows me will know that this is not uncommon. I have a serious thing for the guy-on-guy action. But this unexpectedly sexy piece of gay cinema got me thinking about other memorable treats. I've made a list of my personal favourites which are in no particular order. Enjoy bitches

Y Tu Mama Tambien (2001): The Perfect Threesome Scene

Being involved in a threesome with Gael Garcia Bernal & Diego Luna is my ultimate fantasy. The best part about the gay moment in this film is that you don't expect it. You're just casually watching, concentrating, lost in their hotness then, BAM! They're making out.

Milk (2008): The Eating Cake In Bed Scene

I'm sorry but I think Sean Penn is hot. Is it just me? And we all know the general conseus on James Franco. So the scene where they eat cake & kiss in bed is perfect. I think I just wish I was that cake...

My Beautiful Laundrette (1985): Johnny Licks Omar's Neck

My Beautiful Laundrette is wonderful because it's a film about a gay relationship that doesn't make homosexuality the point of the film's conflict. Big deal given the timing. Set in the Asian community in London during the Thatcher-ite years, the love between Johnny & Omar is offered as one thing that's simple and good amid the complex issues of race and class. The hottest bit is when a deliciously sweaty Johnny licks his lovers neck. Oh how I want you 80s Daniel Day Lewis.

My Own Private Idaho (1991): The Whole Film

Gus Van Sant made My Own Private Idaho as a road movie. A road movie about a gay, narcoleptic, junkie prostitute. With River Phoenix and Keanu Reeves as leads. Need I say more?

I think I need to be alone now...