Reasons I know I'm turning into an old woman:

- I drink more tea than a vicar.

- My nights are more commonly spent with me feet up on the sofa than out on the town with my tootsies imprisoned in 6 inchers.
- Playing games & completing crossword puzzles make me happy.
- Technology is scary & impossible to use.

- A blanket on the knees is standard evening wear.

But you know what? I don't even care. I'm happy & this is me.